here's your sign...

You might be are absolutely, positively, beyond a shadow of a doubt a redneck IF you have ever found yourself in the following predicament...


I really want to buy this rusty old trampoline a neighbor decided to sell...but howEVER will I get it home?


and decided to solve it like this:


(all pictures are shot from my vantage point as the next-door-neighbor to aforementioned neighbor selling the trampoline...through my blinds, naturally)

Is any further commentary necessary? I think not.

Thank you, and amen.