Um...make that free.
Step 1: Do nothing. Sit in the living room, enjoying the evening news Baggage (come on, it's hilarious!!) with your husband.
Step 2: When you hear your dog suddenly start growling in the bedroom, go investigate.
Step 3: Die laughing when you realize she has suddenly noticed the full-length mirror propped against the wall. The one that's been there HER ENTIRE LIFE. And today she notices it...or rather, notices a strange black dog in the corner of the bedroom.
Step 4: Chase her around the house with the mirror, laughing hysterically as she cowers under tables and behind furniture, terrified of that strange black dog.
Step 5: Decide to acclimate her to the mirror by forcing her to pose for a photo shoot.
It doesn't get any cheaper (or funnier) than that, friends.
Step 4 was my favorite! I startled Sassy last night and she scared the mess out of me with her snarl. But I scared the anal glands out of her. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteHA! I chased Mauve around the house today with an empty bag of dog food. She went nuts!!!
ReplyDeletehahahaha- two things I love about this:
ReplyDelete1. Baggage
2. Terrorizing your dog by chasing her with a mirror.