Tuesday, December 11, 2012

don't hate, michigan.


I saw this headline on Yahoo a few minutes ago. 

Except I didn't see "unions." I saw "unicorns."

And then I spent about 3 minutes wondering why Michigan is so full of unicorn-haters...why would they do such a thing?

And then I reread it and it all became clear. Unions. Oh. Boring.

On my last day of 29-hood, my eyes started failing. And apparently my mind, too, because who seriously takes that long to realize that "Michigan passes law limiting unicorns" doesn't even kinda make sense? 

Oy vey.

9 comments:

  1. It doesn't get any better either. Today I was considering whether or not to click on a link from a linky party. It took me a few minutes to figure out that the blog was "Loved and Lovely" and NOT "Loved and Lonely" and therefor suspect. sigh.

    And I agree with you, who would want to limit unicorns?!?!?!

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  2. And obviously my mind is going because I was going to wish you a "Happy Last Day In Your 20s" and then I thought, "Wait that isn't until Thursday." For some reason in my head the 12th is on Friday instead of tomorrow. So...

    Happy Last Day Of Your 20s!!!

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  3. Hahaha! It would have been a much more interesting article if it actually said "unicorns." I've been having moments like that lately, too...Oh, the joys of aging :) To be srious, though...more than one woman I know has said that their 30s are SO much better than their 20s were! Hoping that the new decade brings you you much happiness, excitement, and of course a little Baby B:) Happy early birthday!

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  4. The ingeniousness of your 20's makes me think your 30's are going to be flipping awesome! And in your defense, there was a recent news article about the existence of unicorns...
    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/30/unicorns-existence-proven-says-north-korea/
    Makes me want to get you a Lisa Frank binder to celebrate your Birthday tomorrow :)

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  5. Someone posted something on FB earlier about unions, and I to thought they were posting about unicorns! Ha!

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  6. I actually thought it said unicorns, too! Swear! And I've still got 5.5 months before 30 :)

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  7. Phew, close call- you almost had to call PETA!

    PS- Having just finished my HR certification test, I am all about limiting unions. Is it dorky that I am talking about that?

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  8. Hilarious. I have 7 more months before I suffer the same fate.

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  9. I had to read the Yahoo post twice and your post twice just to "get" it! 41 and fabulous...yup that's me!

    Happy 30th, girl! Celebrate and enjoy!!!

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