Tuesday, August 30, 2011

bedtimes are for suckers

WOW, you are going to be thanking me for this one. Thanking me for giving you a wonderful new way to waste your day, that is. Check out the funniest blog ever:

Bedtimes are for Suckers: the only blog written by a pissed-off 5-year-old

It is freakin hilarious. I'd like to thank the AJC for bringing my attention to this gem today.And I would also like to thank the completely unintelligent commenters who clearly have no concept of satire and actually believed it was written by a 5-year-old. It's folks like you who give the rest of us in the South a bad name...

Please be warned: the language on this blog is not...shall we say..."safe for the whole family." Like, don't read it out loud to your five-year-old. 

That is all. I'll let you get to your reading. You're welcome!!


  1. Very good suggestion. Sometimes I am so shocked at the stupidity of internet commenters that I am tempted to become one to try to reason with them. But I do not give in to this futility.

  2. The funniest part of this site are the comments. I bet the authors of this blog just die.

    Btw.....I would love a visit. I will take you snorkeling and paddle boarding, we will go on a manatee hunt, go thrifting/to estate sales/garage sales/all of the above, and have a double date night on the water. Then I will convince you to search for jobs here, move down here, and be my forever neighbor like you were always meant to be.

  3. Have you ever read www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com? Also not suitable for children (he only cusses in his sleep). :)


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