million dollar stress reliever

Ugh. It's been a stressful few days. I just feel kind of down. And like I could sleep for a month. Or eat about 40 brownies and 2 gallons of ice cream. But in lieu of those things, I'm going to try to focus my stress-relieving efforts on something more...productive. And awesome. Check out the newest addition to our garage!

Please excuse the horrible pictures. It was dark-ish in the garage and the phone flash just wasn't up to the task, so I tried to 'lighten' the pictures on PicMonkey and now they just look weird. But you can see what's up, right? BOXING, baby. Do I have any idea what I'm doing? Heck no. Matt's all "I'm watching some YouTube tutorials to learn some technique..." and I'm like "Give me the dang gloves, I'll show you technique." Who needs YouTube or tutorials? I think punching stuff just comes naturally to me. With the occasional kick and primal scream thrown in for good measure? I was born for this. That punching bag didn't know what was coming to him.

As an added bonus, I'm pretty sure that neighbors/strangers who were driving by and witnessed my amazing acts of boxing are probably super intimidated now and will think twice before messing with me or our house...or letting their dogs poop in our yard and not scooping it. Seriously. I am not a force to be reckoned with. Don't even test me.

So that's that. Oh, today I was made aware of a delightful jewelry store known as Sam Moon and I think I'm going to go spend the balance of my life savings on their super cute and SUPER CHEAP jewelry. I'm serious- we're talking F21 prices here, folks! How have I never heard of this before?! I plan to make up for lost time. I'm going to be the best-accessorized boxer the world has ever seen. Just wait.