Friday, September 20, 2013

happy happy happy!

So yesterday afternoon I lied to you.

I didn't mean to. Deepest apologies and all that.

I said I was going to get back to my online dress hunting/shopping. And I really meant to. That was 100% my plan.

But then one thing led to another...one click led to another...and the next thing I knew?

This was happening:

I went back to the beach and had some severe sudden-onset testosterone level problems?
 I discovered that they invented a Duck Dynasty Beard Booth App. And I may never go back to unbearded pictures again. If you ask me, a nice full beard really livens up just about any picture! 

Matt was still working late, so I 'helped' him finish up by texting him all of my newly-enhanced photos.


He looks fierce, Jack.

We're going to spend the weekend with my sisters- and brothers-in-law (and Baby Timmy!) in Charlotte this weekend. So I thoughtfully texted my SIL Jess this picture and said "can't wait to see your gorgeous face tomorrow!!"


HAAAAAAA.

Well, that's about all I have to say. Obviously I have some more picture-enhancing to do, and I'm guessing you're only half paying attention anyway as you frantically download the app yourself, so I'll bid you adieu and only ask that you make it your weekend goal to post at least one beardy picture on Instagram so that I can laugh at it. Thanks in advance!!

Matt actually looks pretty sexy here. I look like a caveman. Go figure.
 

12 comments:

  1. In the last one, I would like to argue that you look like Yukon Cornelius from the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer claymation movies.

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  2. SIL Jess' beard has a very interesting growth pattern... not at all in hair line... so unique!

    You're a mess! Glad you could find something to amuse yourself while Matty worked late!

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  3. I'm impressed at your follicle creations! DD is our favorite family show. We dvr it every week and watch it as a family...us upstate New Yorkers like a little funny bearded fun :)

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  4. When I saw the pic of you on Instagram last night it kind of freaked me out a bit. But I really think Matt should go for the sombrero bearded look -- it's not a bad one for him :)

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  5. Hahaha...This cracked me up!! We are totally twins today! I can hook you up with a real, off the chain beard.I have a box full of goodies with your name on it. Email me: janet (dot)l (dot)sainsbury@gmail(dot) com :)

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  6. So funny! Now I need to watch Duck Dynasty so I can pick out my favorite beard look!

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  7. I expect to see a bearded Christmas card pic this year!!

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  8. I agree a bearded Christmas card would be a lot of fun, but please add one without for my board.

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