confessions

It's been awhile since I've linked up with E for some Midweek Confessions...but now she has a super cute new button, so it seemed like the right thing to do for today. So here we go!

Confession #1:

Last night I had my first ever tennis lesson. Not sure if that's confession-worthy in and of itself (I have never had the patience to learn a sport with a billion rules and OMG WHO INVENTED THE WAY TENNIS IS SCORED??? Ridic.), but I had a lot of fun and I actually did a pretty good job (said my 'coach'), so we'll call it a win. But that's not the confession part. That's back story. 

What was awesome was that since I was wearing running leggings (don't own a tennis skirt, major party foul), I had nowhere to store extra tennis balls. So I improvised and would stick two balls in the waistband of the back of my leggings, near the small of my back. I'm sure it looked ridiculous, but they stayed put and were handy when I needed them. However, since it was quite toasty and I was running around a lot, I got pretty sweaty...which means that the tennis balls also got quite sweaty.

Wanna take any guesses at how many times I cracked myself up as I self-narrated grabbing my sweaty balls out of my pants? 

My confession is that I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.

Confession #2:

We have absolutely no plans for the 4th of July tomorrow. None. Which honestly has not bothered me in the least, except for I sound lame whenever people ask 'so what're you doing for the Fourth?' and I have to admit I'm the least exciting person on the planet. But now it's pretty obvious that it's going to be pouring rain and storming all day long, and I must admit to feeling pretty proud.

 See, everyone's plans are going to get cancelled. So no one's going to have anything to do for the Fourth. Just like me. So now instead of being a big slacker, I'm more like...the one who planned ahead. It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just knew it was going to be a bad weather day, so I didn't waste time making plans I'd have to get sad about cancelling. Such foresight I have!!

Confession #3:

Everyone makes fun of all the guys on the Bachelorette and their never-ending wardrobes of bright colored v-neck t-shirts and hoodies. I think it's hilarious. I never knew there could be so many v-neck jokes, but every week Twitter and re-cap bloggers surprise me with new ones. I laugh every time and make fun right along.

This is from a few weeks ago, but LOOK! It's my favorite yellow shirt I talked about yesterday! Ha. AND CARLEY!

  And then I prove myself a hypocrite every time because I just love love love ol' Mattie in a brightly hued v-neck. WOOOOO! He has two or three and wears them with a frequency because he knows how much I love them. You might think I'd feel a twinge of guilt living this duplicitous life of v-neck love/mockery, but I don't. I will mock v-necks on Bachelorette and embrace them on my husband all in the same day and I don't even lose sleep at night. Have I no soul? Hm.

That's about all the confessing my heart can handle today. Have a great day and a happy (rainy, plan-less) Fourth!