Thursday, September 12, 2013

an app, a book, a date

Last night on Facebook I saw my friend Lisa mention a new app she was a little obsessed with: Fooducate. I downloaded it to see what the fuss was about, and then I proceeded to spend the rest of my night scanning everything in my kitchen. Even Matt got in on the fun. It's an app that has several functions-- one of them being a food tracker-type thing (like MyFitnessPal or something). I'm not interested in that at the moment, but the food grading system is what really drew me in here. You can just scan the barcode of any food and it will instantly give you a 'grade' for that food, as well as a lot of interesting tidbits about the product. It doesn't just grade items based on calories or fat (or things you could easily figure out on your own by looking at the nutrition panel), but also on things such as controversial additives, chemicals, presence of GMOs, and a bunch of other crazy things. I'm telling you-- for someone like me, who is already fairly interested/aware of that kind of thing...it was an ADDICTION running around my kitchen, scanning like crazy!! I was holding my breath as I scanned my favorite/most-frequently-eaten foods, praying they wouldn't get failing grades or weird alerts for strange ingredients. There were plenty of pleasant surprises as well as huge let-downs.

Look- all of my favorite coffee products and veggies got good grades!! (When you are actively scanning (this is just a glimpse of the history), you get much more information and details about each item.)

Probably NOT terribly surprising-- but still devastating-- was how poorly my favorite gum fared. Oh poor delicious watermelon gum. You got a D+ ('much worse than average') grade!! Now I'm going to have to feel super guilty every time I chew you...which is like 11 times a day. Boo.


Anyway. I can't wait to scan everything in the whole grocery store next time I go. If you're looking for a free, educational way to kill some time-- I recommend downloading this! It's free and available for iPhones and Androids. And now I totally sound like an advertisement, but whatever. If you have this app, you should tell me what your biggest disappointment/lowest scoring item is. And whether you will quit eating it or not. I'm undecided on my gum. (Oh- we happened to have a container of Yakisoba noodles that our visiting Chinese student left. It was like 'extra cheesy' or something, which makes me want to vomit-- CHEESY RAMEN NOODLES?! Ick. Anyway. We figured it'd get the lowest score in the house. It did do pretty poorly- a D...which is like...equivalent to my gum. TRAGEDY. I was hoping it'd get an F.)

Oh! While I'm busy being a walking advertisement, I would be remiss to not point you in the direction of Sephora's sale page. There are some super legit eyeshadow palettes on mega-clearance...some of which I own and paid A LOT MORE for a year ago. Which I'm not bitter about or anything. Anyway. I'm plotting my own order, so my only request is that you not beat me to it and snatch up the rest of the inventory of what I want. Thanks so much!

Last night I started reading Ridiculous. That's seriously the name of it. I had my doubts about how enjoyable it would be, especially since I was busy judging the title and cover and plot, but I'm glad I gave it a go: HILARIOUS. It's actually a miracle I'm blogging right this minute and not reading. Self-control, people. Between that book and the food app, I really don't see how I'm going to get anything done for the rest of the week. Sheesh. 

Today I'm having lunch with Amanda G.!! I'm not sure if you can still call it a 'blate' if you've already met and hung out in real life before? Since this is our second time to hang out, I guess you can just call it lunch with a friend. Anyway. I have been super pumped about that all week and now all of YOU get to be jealous, too!! With that, I'm off to scan random food items in my office and scarf down a few more paragraphs of cross-dressing Regency romance...yeah. For real. 

20 comments:

  1. Well here we go again...you continue to teach me something new almost every day. All sorts of useful tips/suggestions/ideas/advice! A new app and an Ulta sale?? It doesn't get much better than that! I can't wait to start scanning everything in our pantry tonight!! (P.S., what's this Bolthouse Farms Salted Caramel Latte thing? Never seen it but curious to try it!)

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  2. Once again...not available in Canadian app store, argh! Looks like a good app. I guess I'll just have to continue to live vicariously though you my friend!

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  3. OMG,how have I not seen the Bolt House Farms Salted Caramel Latte...this might change my life...

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  4. I LOVE Fooducate! When Nick and I first downloaded it, I think we spent an extra hour - at least - in the grocery store scanning EVERYTHING! Ha!

    I'm SO jealous you're having lunch with Amanda!!! Are you going to have that amazing reuben?!

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  5. I need this app! And, I'm also jealous y'all are having lunch. Have a good time!

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  6. She IS going to have the amazing (gag) reuben, I guarantee!

    The real question here is how did Trader Joe's Salted Caramel Sauce score because now that I'm addicted, I'll be pretty sad if you lured me to a D- food. : ( Granted, all of my foods are probably D-, but still, you found that one for me!

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  7. 1. Have fun at lunch with Amanda!

    2. I won't be downloading this app ever because ignorance is bliss when it comes to food, as far as I'm concerned ;)

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  8. The cool thing is that if one of your favorite foods scored a failing grade, y can click on Alternatives and it will give you the top rated brands that are in that food category. I also like that it tells you if the food was minimally processed. You actually have to pay for the GMO alert in the upgraded version but its worth the five bucks IMO. it only pisses me off that all the good foods that Anna can eat are at Trader Joes which WE DONT HAVE! Totally bitter.

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  9. Looks like a really great app! *off to download*

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  10. Okay, so besides the fact that Canadians can't download the app, I'm not doing it anyway. I want to enjoy my food and not feel guilty about eating it, especially since I think all my food should be A grades and they are probably all C or worse :)

    However, Ridiculous sounds like a winner. I'm off to see if the library has it now...

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  11. Which of the super legit palettes do you own? Not that I'm trying to buy them before you...I'd never do such a thing! I'm just a fellow makeup lover and a deal makes me very happy!!!

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  12. I need to go get my Sephora order in!!

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  13. Have fun on your cheesey noodle-free blate! I'm curious as to why the gum ranked so low?!

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  14. I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one with a gum addiction!!! It's bad and I can't/won't ever stop. Extra is my favorite too! I'll have to check out the ap, thanks for sharing!

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  15. 1- That gum is my favorite too!

    2- That app is about to be my new favorite as well!

    3- I forgot. But I'm sure it was something awesome.

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  16. Okay, that is one COOL app!!! And how neat is it that you get to hang out with Amanda!!!

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  17. I've never seen that app before but that looks awesome! I'm sure i have some foods that would end up in the D+ category too, but that gum looks perfectly fine to me! i hope you have a great Friday! :]

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  18. I have to agree with Allison. . . I can't be downloading this app or else I may want to actually vomit every time I pour mountains of Coffee mate creamer into my morning coffee. (Because I'm sure it would get the worst score ever) And we can't be having none of that now. What would I do without my morning coffee???

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  19. OH, I am so downloading this. I hope it gives Oreos an A+.

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  20. I will be checking all of these things out!!

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