...and sometimes, the internet is just wrong.

Awhile back we discussed how the internet can be creepy. It was the targeted ads, you know? How nowadays when you innocently go check out a cute dress on some web page (or want to be nosy and see how much other people pay for whatever item they're fashion-blogging about) and then all of a sudden that same dress/item shows up on EVERY AD YOU SEE on Facebook, Google, blogs, and like...everywhere? Yeah. Those internet robots and their marketing brains...creepy. Effective, I must say...because then I can never stop thinking about whatever it was...but kind of creepy. Creepy smart.

But then sometimes...I don't know what happens, but the internet just gets it WRONG.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I'm not sure where the internet robots are collecting their information, or how they do their analyzing, but someone needs to fix something. The internet has gone awry. 

The robots need to read my blog more carefully. Based on the ads I see, I definitely have to conclude they read my blog. As any self-respecting robot would. That's why all those ads for fitness programs/DVDs, fertility centers, Caribbean vacations, and sales on Cute Summer Dresses!!! are all pretty spot-on. High five, robots. I feel like we could be friends. You get me.

But I'm just not sure why you thought I would be interested in this:

Ummm....really?? Really, robots? 

1. I'm kind of a grammar snob. THERE ARE BLATANT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS AD. And you CAPITALIZED the offending word!!! Obviously you don't know me, or you would know that I would never shop somewhere that can't proofread their ads.

2.  These are totally hideous. I can't even...just...no. No, I do not consider lime green peep-toe heels with a bow-tied corset up the heel and a (zombie?) skull on the side to be a 'beautiful heel.' No one on earth does, actually. Most likely even the UNDEAD would scorn these. Because they are that ugly. Period.

3. 'Heels Zombies Wear'???! Are you implying that I am a zombie? I don't even get it. Zombies don't even wear heels. I don't even wear heels! Do you even know anything about zombies? I think not. Don't talk about what you don't know about.

4.  Why would you even show me this ad? Obviously you gleaned that I like the show Walking Dead...and one time I told a funny story about one of my students and zombies...but I think that's about the extent of my zombie blog history. That is not enough to assume one would be interested in those shoes.

In conclusion, those are the ugliest shoes I have ever seen and some robots think I am the kind of person who would actually like to wear them, so basically I'm winning at life and fashion today. The end.